GOLDEN.

Dear Heart,
Kick it into high gear, he's educated, employed, and not at all like that d-bag you're still after.
Sincerely, Brain.

today, i hid in a cupboard at Ikea. Everytime someone opened the cupboard to look at it, i said "welcome to Narnia" the looks on some peoples faces was priceless. MLIA

Today I slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myself. It didn't work. MLIA

while at wal-mart, I take my four year old cousin to the game section while my aunt shopped. beside us was this huge guy with a giant devil head airbrushed on the back of his jacket and all of the sudden my cousin open his full bottle of water and starts sloshing it around like holy water while screaming, "BEGONE, SATAN! BEGOOOOOONE!" covering me, the man, and himself in water. as we walked back his mom looked at us covered in water and says, "He did the Satan thing again, didn't he?" MLIA.

Dear Disney,
Thanks for giving me unrealistic expectations about love.
Sincerely, Still Waiting for Prince Charming.

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed.

Dear Gangsters,
If it's any motivation at all, you have a much higher chance outrunning the cops if you pull up your pants.
Sincerely, Hopeful.



"...until you learn how to say 'no', you will never be able to fully say 'yes'.
Unless you know how to set boundaries to form your safe space, you will always be concerned that saying 'yes' might put you in danger. So you will always pull back a little from saying 'yes' with your whole heart. Paradoxically, knowing how to say 'no' to form boundaries gives much more power to your 'yes'. "