Lots of firsts tonight..

Story time.
8:00 pm- Pick Kyla and Chelsea up and head to the tree! Yay!
8:05pm- Oh! I'm not forgetting to take that new way to church tonight, you know the short cut through Livingstone? I remembered this week. Shortcut ftw.
8:20pm- Okay we have been on this road way to stinking long this is SO not right. It's shorter not longer, what the heck?!
8:25pm- Turning around.
8:30pm- Back to where I started pretty much. Officially gonna be late to the Tree. BOOOO!
8:38pm-Ahh okay back on track, we're prolly only gonna be 15 minutes late. It's all good, we'll still make it tonight, SO close!!
8:40pm- Oh, what pretty blue and red lights.
8:41pm- License and registration please.
8:43pm- Yeah, maam this is expired. (Meanwhile I'm still searching for my Insurance cause idk where I keep it...I've never been pulled over!..)
8:45pm- Found it!! Where'd the officer go? (Chelsea is still on the phone with my mom, who I had her call cause I didn't know where anything was at...in my own car ha. Needless to say, my mom flipped out exponentially worse than I did. I'm kind of amazed how cool I stayed even frantically looking for my stuff...that was all Jesus!
8:50pm- Is he coming back? What the heck!?
8:55pm- ...what is he doing?! I'm not getting out of my car, I'd be like one of those episodes on C.O.P.S where they tase the retard who didn't "remain inside the vehicle". D00d hurry up. I'm tryna get to church!
9:00pm- Takes my real license and registration.
9:05pm- Officer says- okay I'm just gonna let you off with a warning. Slow down.
9:07pm- What do I do now? Do I wait for him to give me something? Can I leave? What do I do!?
9:10pm- Oh, okay he's leaving. We're good.
9:11pm- Guess that means no tree. Bummer.

Moral of the story?
Giving up my speed demon tendencies.